No liquids on board

I apologise that this is a bit of a 'flashback' post, but it's a story that needs to be told.

The new airline security restrictions which came in a few months ago dictate that not only are you prevented from taking kitchen knives & throwing stars on board, you can no longer take any container of liquid or gel (yep, including toothpaste, hair gel, nads hair removal cream & liquid explosives) greater than 50ml on board as hand luggage. All liquid explosive devices must be checked in.

This, being a new restriction, has obviously caught out quite a few duty free shoppers who arrive at security only to be told that their several litres of top shelf spirits must be 'destroyed' in the interests of passenger safety. "Oh no! What a waste!" she cried...unless you're Sharon's family from Liverpool. There is a solution. A brilliant solution. Drink it. 5 people, 5 litres. What could possibly go wrong? Only the passengers of flight TG924 will ever really know the truth. Now that's reality TV worth watching.